O SHOW TÁ COMEÇANDO

The reason we spend so much time wondering and worrying about the opinion of others, is because in fact we tend to be what others think about us. So then we have to think of the percentage of people thinks positive and the others who think negative, never knowing who we should give some credit. Of course we can go for a savage attitude like “fu%/ ‘em”, which is quite understandable and fare, still. But do we truly believe in it? Do we stand above all the eyes and reflections, thrown for fellow human beings? Don’t believe so, but it’s still a quite refreshing feeling.
So today I gently and cheerfully express myself like “talk to the hand, and by the way, when I turn my back on you, you also know where to talk to.”

To all the jealous and insecure out there, I love you all.

PEARLS

IT MUST STILL BE MY GIRLIE SIDE

After several years of my existance, it has become conventional that in the middle of some conversation, usually with women, that the phrase "everyone has a feminine side..." emerges. It is one of the perfect clichés. It is so neat, that is truly anoying. Ok I know that I get emotional sometimes, but it is really necessary to insist and amplify it?!!
Yes it is, and by the way this complaining is part of my feminine side, also.
But last week in one more rise of the clichés, this case in Berlin and having a conversation with a Deutsch Mädchen, I just gently exploded and asked "what about everyones male side?!!"
Blasfemy or a punch in the gut?!!
The truth is that women have a male side. They also scratch themselfs, neglect their personal hygiene, talk less, sometimes don´t shop for two and a half days, and in some rare cases they tend to get concentrated in one only task.
So the next time some woman tries to make a man admit their soft side, go along, admit but go for the throat "...yes, that movie really touched my heart in a way I couldn't describe it. By the way, when you have nuts in your salads, do your farts tend to smell like you are taking a shit by a barn?!!".

Yeah baby, yeah!!

TOMORROW

Today some breaths had faded.

See you on the other side...

IT IS GOOD?! SO ENJOY IT!!!!

Why does everyone pick their nose in the traffic lights?
The real answer lies in the fact that the RED/YELLOW/GREEN is a reference not for our driving, but the technique and procedures of how to clean our nostrils. So let me explain the basics of this natural and needed phenomenon:

RED_ gently insert your index finger in your nose, in order to reach a portion of mucus that is solid enough for the required handling (in some cases the little finger becomes essential, whether your nostril is quite small or deep accumulated). Grab it without tearing it apart, and slowly take it outside.

YELLOW_ quickly form a spherical form if the mucus is soft, or in case of hard crust stuck to his nasal cavity, try to place it in the end of your finger.

GREEN_ now is the time to make choices, and has well has in life you do have to choose, because you never know if this is in fact is your last mucus, and car has to run.
In this section you can be imaginative and open minded. Here are some few tips:

• If you prefer classics, just glue it to the wheel drive ( you can also make patterns on your dash board)
• If you a collection person let me give you an idea, for example recreate the Noah's Ark or any other biblical episodes. (caution: for beginners please realize that the elephants are vital for the ark, and shall require a demanding task and extra hours of driving)
• Like action? So why do not go for the mythical bow and arrow. Be a premium Robin Hood and eliminate your enemies. The technique is quite simple, but to get good results practice is vital. Place the little monkey in top of your thumb, and kick it rash and steady with your index finger. Targeting your side passenger is not so difficult, but the rear passenger’s demands a arm flip that requires many tries.
• Since we live in an open society, and the boundaries of human habits are fading, so it would be rude of me not to talk about one of our biggest taboos. Do you like the taste, so just eat it. There is no shame, or it shouldn’t be. In fact there are new trends of “haut cuisine” that are exploring the different tastes and varied textures. Also from our geographic and sociable habits, the mucus inherits the smells and flavors that can amaze our skeptical friend in a fancy dinner along with the best wine. Do not forget the desserts !!!!

I hope that this brief explanation in a field that has much more to question ourselves, could be useful and I wait for your personal experiences.

STATE

everything is at pause.stop
how I wish to go forward.stop
see how things will play.stop
and then rewind.stop
with the remote in my hand.stop
I would reset.stop
and turn it on again.stop
stop

THE REAL NEW LIFE HAS BEGAN

For several time It´s being promised to launch this blog with the respect and importance (or not) that he deserves. All this promises were in vain, untill now.... We'll (myself, "the leader") gather all the delicious contents, and will post them very soon, turning a new page on to this virtual rollercoaster that are our minds, when we stare upon.... desire.

THE FUTURE IS NOW........, or quite soon.

New fresh+old contemporary ideas, thoughts, images, sounds and everything that itch your brain, heart, eyes, and bones, will posted soon and frequently...

Be aware and not patient...

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