18.1.08

IT IS GOOD?! SO ENJOY IT!!!!

Why does everyone pick their nose in the traffic lights?
The real answer lies in the fact that the RED/YELLOW/GREEN is a reference not for our driving, but the technique and procedures of how to clean our nostrils. So let me explain the basics of this natural and needed phenomenon:


RED_ gently insert your index finger in your nose, in order to reach a portion of mucus that is solid enough for the required handling (in some cases the little finger becomes essential, whether your nostril is quite small or deep accumulated). Grab it without tearing it apart, and slowly take it outside.


YELLOW_ quickly form a spherical form if the mucus is soft, or in case of hard crust stuck to his nasal cavity, try to place it in the end of your finger.


GREEN_ now is the time to make choices, and has well has in life you do have to choose, because you never know if this is in fact is your last mucus, and car has to run.
In this section you can be imaginative and open minded.
Here are some few tips:

  • If you prefer classics, just glue it to the wheel drive ( you can also make patterns on your dash board)
  • If you a collection person let me give you an idea, for example recreate the Noah's Ark or any other biblical episodes. (caution: for beginners please realize that the elephants are vital for the ark, and shall require a demanding task and extra hours of driving)
  • Like action? So why do not go for the mythical bow and arrow. Be a premium Robin Hood and eliminate your enemies. The technique is quite simple, but to get good results practice is vital. Place the little monkey in top of your thumb, and kick it rash and steady with your index finger. Targeting your side passenger is not so difficult, but the rear passenger’s demands a arm flip that requires many tries.
  • Since we live in an open society, and the boundaries of human habits are fading, so it would be rude of me not to talk about one of our biggest taboos. Do you like the taste, so just eat it. There is no shame, or it shouldn’t be. In fact there are new trends of “haut cuisine” that are exploring the different tastes and varied textures. Also from our geographic and sociable habits, the mucus inherits the smells and flavors that can amaze our skeptical friend in a fancy dinner along with the best wine. Do not forget the desserts !!!!

I hope that this brief explanation in a field that has much more to question ourselves, could be useful and I wait for your personal experiences.

1 comment:

Captain RĂ© said...

ok... but what about ear wax? hum?...